flhonored 

A hybrid word combining flattered and honored - used to humbly express gratification.

I am flhonored you decided to join me for lunch.

Of all people, YOU are envious of my jeans?? I'm flhonored!

flhonored by Alaskouri November 14, 2016

third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

Flonored

To be flattered and honored at the same time

Ursula: “i like being freaky with you , you bring it out of me”.

Amanda: “oh , why thank you! I’m flonored”.

Flonored by Amandabotts November 10, 2017

floored 

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

floored by Creamy Lee January 1, 2009

floored 

1. A state of shock that leaves you motionless like your feet are glued to the floor.

2. Short for 'jaw dropping to the floor' state of shock

"That car just ran off the highway, rolled down the hill, and still landed on it's wheels. I was floored!"

floored by Living in the LOU January 6, 2009

Floored 

When your in a fight and you knock the other person to the ground

Oh shit, he floored that nigga.

Floored by Kuzy89 July 5, 2019