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Flashy-Eye

When someone takes a large amount of pictures and the repeated flashing of the camera starts to bother your eyes and leaves you seeing light spots. This often occurs in a darkly lit setting, such as a bar, when a friend a few drinks in decides to have an impromptu photo shoot.
Man after she took the hundredth picture, I started to get flashy-eye.
Flashy-Eye by Oracle547 July 30, 2012

One-eyed Flesh Weasel 

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell