flemented 

To be flabbergasted, bamboozled, and kinda surprised.

Bro Im bamboozled, flabbergasted, and quite possibly flemented.

flemented by The Flementedflementer February 13, 2023

Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.

you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!

Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

Flamented

Flamented; Means nothing. Replace any noun with Flamented.

"hey man, I just flamented my exam." "Chuck just woke up and was totally flamented." "Lets get Flamented." " I think that spider just flamented the chicks away." " I heard julie got drunk and flamented all over the flamented place." I did my flamented best here.

Flamented by Mr. Ranim December 22, 2010

Fleeted 

To have your plans vetoed last minute by an individual with a wimpy excuse.

God damnit the band can’t play today because the guitarist says he hurt his wrist jerking off FLEETED AGAIN!

Fleeted by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

fermented gay 

When someone is a Senior (65+) and just gay, really really gay.

You see that old creepy pedophile over there, he also has fermented gay

fermented gay by Colonel Jeff October 26, 2017

Fleeted 

Fleeted , wasted , stoned , stupid high , just gone

Due we smoked so much i was fleeted . or

Did you see how wasted Girl she was fleeted

Fleeted by RoyalDick69 November 10, 2019