flegma

An individual who is cold af, peaceful
And unintrested in people's opinions

Jack: Dude, why doesnt Dillon wnat to go out with Becky
Leo: Because he is a flegma

by mekinjar November 17, 2023

Flagman

Flagman is the god of farts. When someone farts you must mention the name of Flagman or someone else that hears it can punch you if they say it first.

Philip: Hey Terrance
Terrance: Yes Philip?
Philip: *farts*
Terrance: Flagman *punches Philip*
Philip: You got me buddy!

by Flagman1717 August 8, 2019

fligma

Often mistaken for Ligma, Fligma is a serious STD that is common among females. Symptoms include (but are not limited to) Vaginal discharge, swelling, itching, and a burning sensation.

Robert: "Baby, I want to have sex tonight."
Jenny: "I can't, I think I have fligma."
Robert: "What's fligma?"
Jenny: "Fligma Clit"

by Subreeme August 25, 2018

fleemail

An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.

"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."

by wordguy2 April 27, 2010

Flegan

Flexible veganism.

She's such a flegan

by harrietl January 22, 2019

fligman

A fligman is a raging homosexual of epic proportions like the giant monkey from dragonball z. It is very insecure about it's sexuality It desperately thirsts for penises whether human or animal. A fligman is always up for a good pounding in the rear, then has the male urinate in their rectum soon after. A fligman is extremely gay in any circumstance such as walking up to a young male and grabbing his genitals stating: "Gimme dat dick"

Person 1: Dude that fligman is so gay

by matthewfligman October 3, 2013

flegan

flexible vegan - somebody who generally doesn’t consume meat or animal products but won’t turn them down if there are no other options.

Being a flegan makes Thanksgiving much easier!

by RaisedonRhythm January 20, 2019