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A fligman is a raging homosexual of epic proportions like the giant monkey from dragonball z. It is very insecure about it's sexuality It desperately thirsts for penises whether human or animal. A fligman is always up for a good pounding in the rear, then has the male urinate in their rectum soon after. A fligman is extremely gay in any circumstance such as walking up to a young male and grabbing his genitals stating: "Gimme dat dick"
Person 1: Dude that fligman is so gay
fligman by matthewfligman October 3, 2013
Flagman is the god of farts. When someone farts you must mention the name of Flagman or someone else that hears it can punch you if they say it first.
Philip: Hey Terrance
Terrance: Yes Philip?
Philip: *farts*
Terrance: Flagman *punches Philip*
Philip: You got me buddy!
Flagman by Flagman1717 August 8, 2019
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Often mistaken for Ligma, Fligma is a serious STD that is common among females. Symptoms include (but are not limited to) Vaginal discharge, swelling, itching, and a burning sensation.
Robert: "Baby, I want to have sex tonight."
Jenny: "I can't, I think I have fligma."
Robert: "What's fligma?"
Jenny: "Fligma Clit"
fligma by Subreeme August 25, 2018

Fligmunch 

an undescribable thing that often crawls out form under Ghoulies in the palladium to work in the grease hole also known as Burger Ming. It is also a drinking,smoking and drug consuming machine!!
Pelo-Flig sed e won 20quid on ghoulies mate.
Pige-i mate but e used 4 a bottle o bucky mate n a 20 deck n some dope m8 da fuck.
Fligmunch by jackman April 20, 2005
The art of making a figment of your imagination into real wet pussy juice.
I love making figmanter's everyday.
Figmanter by Daddyboi2017 October 16, 2018

Flagmantle

Flagmantle used for Dockers/ Fremantle Dockers ARL Footbal side. Supporters are closely related to Collingwood in action and lack of braincells. Started 1994 and closest they get to a flag is adding it to start of name making up Flag-mantle. They blame their coaches for non performance and have sacked 7 coaches. One finals appearance
Flagmantle can never win a flag. Flagmantle fail again. Nothing new with Flagmantle this year.
Flagmantle by Twitchdown August 21, 2022

flingman 

the opposite of a wingman, who's purpose is to weed out potential undesirable suitors.
Hey, that scumbag Charlie called me and asked me out on a date, wanna come be my flingman?
flingman by BDUBBBBBBS January 16, 2011
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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