flat leave 

to get stoned with someone and then leave in the middle of the session with little or no warning. usually creating trouble or sudden paranoia for the one being left

in the movie dogma in the train scene the two potheads from clerks accussed the angels of flatleaving flat leave

flat leave by gangbangmasingil July 12, 2006

flat leaver 

Flat Leaver
-If you were hanging out with a friend and left to hang with "cooler" kids, you were a flat leaver
-If person A hangs out with person B & C, and then person A leaves to hang out with person D & E, then person A is a Flat Leaver...

Person A: ::playing video games with person B & C::
::Enter person D & E::
Person D & E: Hello person A, come hang out with us
::Person A leaves person B & C to hang out with person D & E::
Person B & C: You're a Flat Leaver person A...

flat leaver by blthrskt September 22, 2005

Flat Leaver 

a friend who leaves you when another friend comes along.

Flat Leaver by sugadumps April 10, 2003

Flat Leaver 

When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.

He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.

Flat Leaver by Soni November 24, 2003

Flat leaver 

Pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.

Flat Leaver
-If you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with "the guys", and you don't come back later to play with her, you are a "flat leaver".

Flat leaver by Charlie and Bobbie January 12, 2012

flat leaver 

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.

"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"

flat leaver by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017

flatleaver 

These other definitions are weird. A flatleaver is somebody who breaks plans with one or more persons without telling them either to hang out with some one else or just say at home instead of just saying no. A flatleaver is often the one who suggests hanging out, but can also be the other. Comes from the phrase to leave someone flat meaning high and dry and without warning.

"Me and Kay asked if I wanted to hang out today so I got all dressed and never heard from her until the next week asking the same thing, but never mentioning her not showing up last time...then did it again that week. She's a bitch and a flatleaver and if I see her again I'm gonna mob on her."

flatleaver by mooki3babiiyonkerz April 5, 2010