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n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.

flat fuck by super love May 29, 2003

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Flat Fuck

A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.

Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."

Flat Fuck by Ohaooa May 3, 2008

Flat fuck

Basically when a woman has a chest flatter than any men’s chest so you have to call them a flat fuck because of it.

Milton: Dude, Kris has a chest flatter than paper.
Jasmine: So she’s a flat fuck!

Flat fuck by dude who likes Kevin Spencer February 12, 2026

Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

Flat Fuck Friday by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.

Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.

Flat fucks by Roberto the great March 2, 2024

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Fucked Flat

The State of being Fucked so many times and having so many orgasms (etc) that dehydration may ensue to the point of Death if it continues caused by repeated and non stop orgasms!

I was so fucked flat in that Group Sex orgy and with the 8 guys who fucked me over and over in that Gangbang, that I may have to go to the Hospital for dehydration and get fluids through an IV or I shall die for sure! What a wonderful night/day/weekend with all the orgasms I had with so so many, many people who would not stop.

Did I mention is could cause me death through too much pleasure for sure?

Fucked Flat by kinky-doll April 2, 2010

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026