flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

by CToso69 May 29, 2016

Flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then smushed.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

by CToso69 May 12, 2016

Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

by Iron Egg November 23, 2021