Definitions by CToso69

flat egg 

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

flat egg by CToso69 May 29, 2016

Flat egg 

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then smushed.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

Flat egg by CToso69 May 12, 2016