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flat cracker

lesbian, dyke, twat licker
'she doesn't want a man...she's a friggin flat cracker'
by tnxanadu April 18, 2005
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flapcrackers

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.
"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."
by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 26, 2007
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Flapcracker

To crack ones flaps
Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'
by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017
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