flare guns

When one flexes their bicep muscles and points (or acknowledges aforementioned muscle) and states: "These are not for violence...they are just to send a message."

Some douche bag that spends way too much time at the gym and thinks that girls enjoy large biceps, but small calves, points at his biceps and states "check out these guns" or "welcome to the gun show"...these said people are lame, lack wit, and are the definition of dbags. However, a clever girl (or gay man) could potentially say in response to said DBag "These are my flare guns. They are not for violence...they are just to send a message."

flare guns by abeio April 4, 2011

flaregunning

When you really need your bestie to pick up the phone and talk you down from the ledge.

Once I realized it was my Daddy issues all along, I started flaregunning for my girls,

flaregunning by K.Crunch February 11, 2017