Flappy Dick
Flappy Dick by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015
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flappy dick
The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.
Jim: Did you bang that chick last night?
David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.
David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.
flappy dick by PlumSmuggler March 8, 2014
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floppy dick syndrome
Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...
floppy dick syndrome by Sir Floppy Dick November 18, 2013
Florida Floppy Dick
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Floppy Dick Drive
This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.
Floppy Dick Drive by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006
floppy dick porn
Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
floppy dick porn by Gabe K. March 15, 2007
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