flapping cheeks

What you get when you let a prodigious fart, or binderfender: your cheeks flap.

Bronwyn got a bad case of flapping cheeks in dance class today. She cleared the room three times.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapping cheeks

-verb

1. The act of talking out your ass - most likely to occur when intoxicated

2. Giving verbal agreement to do something, but not following through

3. Slang for: a lie

4. exaggerated or unrealistically magnified

At the bar, my friend was "flapping cheeks" about waking up early and getting on the mountain at 9:00 to go snowboarding. It's still noon and I haven't heard from her.

Over drinks and dinner last night, my boyfriend "flapping cheeks" when he said he would mow the lawn the next afternoon. The next day, he forgot that he had "work" to catch up on and didn't have time.

by scoll255 June 9, 2009

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

flaping cheeks

when a person lets out a really big fart bomb so big the butt cheeks flap

oh my god grandma let out her flaping cheeks!!! SICK!

by jenny jen jenny July 31, 2006