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flapping cheeks 

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What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.
Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

flapping cheeks 

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1. The act of talking out your ass - most likely to occur when intoxicated

2. Giving verbal agreement to do something, but not following through

3. Slang for: a lie

4. exaggerated or unrealistically magnified
At the bar, my friend was "flapping cheeks" about waking up early and getting on the mountain at 9:00 to go snowboarding. It's still noon and I haven't heard from her.

Over drinks and dinner last night, my boyfriend "flapping cheeks" when he said he would mow the lawn the next afternoon. The next day, he forgot that he had "work" to catch up on and didn't have time.
flapping cheeks by scoll255 June 9, 2009

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks! 

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1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

flaping cheeks 

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when a person lets out a really big fart bomb so big the butt cheeks flap
oh my god grandma let out her flaping cheeks!!! SICK!
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