A badass, strong, kind, lovely, beautiful princess with an angelic voice. She is bad at love but her lover is strange and she disses her exs!! She is my everything and I really need her:))
Herself: "She said "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die, cause we need you"
TRUE AF
To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.
1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"
When one receives an orgasm from another person who is dutifully religious while above 3,000m on a peak, mountain or bluff.
While at the summit of Mt. Fansipan (3.143m) Joseph met an orthodox religiouscatholic girl, named Maria, who he took behind the flagpole to engage in fansipan.
Wifey: Darren, do you smell almonds?
Darren: Don’t worry wifey, when I blew my load on your tits earlier I noticed I had a bit of a frangipane leak.
Wifey: Oh again? You really should get that looked at.