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flaniganed 

To completely fuck something up. To be completely fucked.
"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."

"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
flaniganed by micromanagedman August 21, 2016

Flangina 

Derogatory name for vagina. Mix of Flange + Vagina
They say that ladies have a flangina.
Flangina by Nottheoneyouthinkitis November 18, 2014

Ashley Frangipane 

A badass, strong, kind, lovely, beautiful princess with an angelic voice. She is bad at love but her lover is strange and she disses her exs!! She is my everything and I really need her:))
Herself: "She said "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die, cause we need you"
TRUE AF

ASHLEY FRANGIPANE IS PERFECT
PERIOD.

flangewank 

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.
1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"
flangewank by Fungus76 January 15, 2008
When one receives an orgasm from another person who is dutifully religious while above 3,000m on a peak, mountain or bluff.
While at the summit of Mt. Fansipan (3.143m) Joseph met an orthodox religious catholic girl, named Maria, who he took behind the flagpole to engage in fansipan.
Fansipan by mr. milky March 29, 2017

Frangipane 

Thick spunk with the slight aroma of almonds. Usually with a yellow tint.
Boy1: Dude! I think I just Frangipaned your mom.

Wifey: Darren, do you smell almonds?
Darren: Don’t worry wifey, when I blew my load on your tits earlier I noticed I had a bit of a frangipane leak.
Wifey: Oh again? You really should get that looked at.