Somebody who spends their time hunting down innocent flanges with which to open further than they should.

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

A large penile unit.

A chopper.

Big penis