One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.
Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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