flamin' turkey

to have intercourse with another's orifice whilst having tobasco, salsa or any other sort of hot sauce slatherd on your weiner. Named for the rather phallic nature of a turky's appearence.

"bo-DIFF i's givin' dat ho a flamin' turkey so bad, i had to top her off wit' da special sauce"

by poo-manchu May 13, 2008

flamin' turkey

An idiot. One that does something idiotic. A foolish or stupid person.

Dan is such a flamin' turkey.

by DS.. October 30, 2005

flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon April 23, 2016

flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them

-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

by TheCheezyBallz May 5, 2011