FA

Abbreviation for Forever Alone. Used to describe someone who doesn't have friends or relationships.

1: So, did you ask her out?
2: No man, I'm FA.

by artagnon April 23, 2016

flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon April 23, 2016