five dollar foot long 

A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.

Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!

five dollar foot long by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

five dollar foot long 

when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave

person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower

five dollar foot long by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010

Five dollar foot long 

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

Five dollar foot long by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Five Dollar Foot Long 

The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.

I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."

Five Dollar Foot Long by Eck XC 69 October 31, 2008

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

The Five Dollar Foot Long by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

Five dollar footlong 

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!

im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

Five dollar footlong by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008

five dollar footlong 

the kind of deals man whores make

You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy

five dollar footlong by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008