when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
The cut under a tit when some one gets a breast inplant
guy one: dude last night i was banging this chick and she had a boobiescar
guy two: wounder when she got that?