fistulas 

when someone sticks a fist in your rectum, then, when puss starts coming out of your anus, you now have crohns deasese. consult a doctor for further instructions

dude i got Fistulas last night.

fistulas by Fry-Guy June 20, 2010

fistblast 

The art of jamming an entire fist into an orifice, usually a vagina or asshole. When performed correctly, the "fistblaster" should be elbow-deep in the "fistblastee". While inside the orifice the fist should be shaken in a dice rolling motion, but more violently, with the purpose of inducing orgasm and shaking out any loose change and/or any other objects such as a lost and forgotten tampon.

When I see Superman fly fist first, I always think he must be on his way to fistblast Lois Lane. That whore can really take a pounding.

fistblast by wordman55 August 26, 2012

fistula 

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

fistula by Jake April 21, 2004

fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

fistular intercourse by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005

Fistula 

Dracula's gay brother. You know, the one that enters your room late at night with a bottle of lube and that cheeky grin that says, 'That's right. I'm all about the ass.'

Did you hear about Donny? Word is that Fistula got to him the other night! Hasn't been able to sit right for a few days!

Fistula by Hektik Slice September 5, 2012

rectovaginal fistula 

A rectovaginal fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. Rectovaginal fistula may be extremely debilitating. If the opening between the rectum and vagina is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the vagina, leading to fecal incontinence. There is an association with recurrent urinary and vaginal infections.

Funniest disease ever!!!

Mike: "I was fucking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her vagina! It was horrible! I Donkey Punched her and left...
Stu: "Well Mike, what you got yourself there, is a classic case of the ol' rectovaginal fistula".

rectovaginal fistula by Swamp September 19, 2006

Fistula Sandwich 

A sexual act in which a male takes both his hands and vigorously fists a woman (one hand in the pussy, the other in her ass)

Last night, Jeff gave me a fistula sandwich, but he fisted too hard and now my vagina is bleeding.

Fistula Sandwich by Mr. Ebola September 16, 2017