fistdick

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"Define it!"

Ok...
"When a man has a fist and and a forearm for a cock, thus resulting in maximum pain when penetrating"

"Oh no, he's gonna dick me with his fist!"
"Yeah we got kinky last night. He whipped out the fistdick 😏"
"When a man has an extra large penis, or more moistly, his fist and forearm."

fistdick by The all knowing turtle April 19, 2018

Words you can keep

two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012

Fishdicks

A joke involving a play on words in a South Park episode, because really... if you like putting fishsticks in your mouth, you're a gay fish!

Everyone: Do you like fish sticks?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: What are you, a gay fish?!?!?

Fishdicks by ~FD3~ April 9, 2009

Baby Fist Dick

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.

*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."

Baby Fist Dick by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

Double fist dick punch by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Fishdick

A male-identifying person who's display of over-compensation is so outrageous, they may as well have a genital papilla instead of a penis.

I'd ask my female friend if she'd like to see a show, but her boyfriend is a fishdick and gets mad when she hangs out with other guys.

Fishdick by KittyGoGo August 19, 2014

Fishdick

a ginger haired soft cunt who sit's in the corner of the room pissen everyone off!!!!!!

'wah get outa me face Fishdick', 'huhuh Fishdick!'

Fishdick by twinny March 29, 2005

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026