fistdick 

"Define it!"

Ok...
"When a man has a fist and and a forearm for a cock, thus resulting in maximum pain when penetrating"

"Oh no, he's gonna dick me with his fist!"
"Yeah we got kinky last night. He whipped out the fistdick 😏"
"When a man has an extra large penis, or more moistly, his fist and forearm."

fistdick by The all knowing turtle April 19, 2018

two fist dick 

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012

Fishdicks 

A joke involving a play on words in a South Park episode, because really... if you like putting fishsticks in your mouth, you're a gay fish!

Everyone: Do you like fish sticks?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: What are you, a gay fish?!?!?

Fishdicks by ~FD3~ April 9, 2009

Baby Fist Dick 

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.

*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."

Baby Fist Dick by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

Double fist dick punch by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Fishdick 

A male-identifying person who's display of over-compensation is so outrageous, they may as well have a genital papilla instead of a penis.

I'd ask my female friend if she'd like to see a show, but her boyfriend is a fishdick and gets mad when she hangs out with other guys.

Fishdick by KittyGoGo August 19, 2014

Fishdick 

a ginger haired soft cunt who sit's in the corner of the room pissen everyone off!!!!!!

'wah get outa me face Fishdick', 'huhuh Fishdick!'

Fishdick by twinny March 29, 2005