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two fist dick 

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.
two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012

Fishdicks 

A joke involving a play on words in a South Park episode, because really... if you like putting fishsticks in your mouth, you're a gay fish!
Everyone: Do you like fish sticks?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: What are you, a gay fish?!?!?
Fishdicks by ~FD3~ April 9, 2009

Baby Fist Dick 

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.
I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers
Double fist dick punch by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Fishdick 

A male-identifying person who's display of over-compensation is so outrageous, they may as well have a genital papilla instead of a penis.
I'd ask my female friend if she'd like to see a show, but her boyfriend is a fishdick and gets mad when she hangs out with other guys.
Fishdick by KittyGoGo August 19, 2014

Fishdick 

a ginger haired soft cunt who sit's in the corner of the room pissen everyone off!!!!!!
'wah get outa me face Fishdick', 'huhuh Fishdick!'
Fishdick by twinny March 29, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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