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Fishtanked

When you get catfished by your air bnb photos!
We went for a weekend away this weekend, got fishtanked by our accomodation
Fishtanked by TartanSpartan July 22, 2022

Fishtankin' 

The act of two people making out with such fervor that it is audible to others around.
Example 1:
(Josh and Lana are making out)
Marlee: Can you hear that?
Amanda: Is that the fish tank?

Example 2:
(Alexander and Kayla were making out the previous night)
Alexander: (sly look) So, I kept hearing a belt buckle last night...
Nathan: Yeah well, I heard you fishtankin' it up! How about that?
Alexander: (holds head down in shame)
Nathan: (ultimate glory)
Fishtankin' by curlyfries102 February 20, 2011

fishtarded 

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness
"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."
fishtarded by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009

Fish Tanked 

To get jumped by 4 to 5 people when your by yourself. Usually used in jail/prison
Damn, did you hear what happend to Sal? Yeah he got fish tanked in the yard.
Fish Tanked by CountRex March 28, 2010

carry a fishtank 

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.
ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?
carry a fishtank by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

fishtanking 

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.
"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."
fishtanking by djdiem March 3, 2009