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fish tanking 

(verb) the act of removing the lid on the top of someone's top bowl of their toilet and deficating in it. Followed by placing the top bowl lid back on. Fish tanking is used so that someone can scrub their toilet but they won't be able to get rid of the smell because the defication is in the top part of the toilet.
John fishtanked Scott's apartment and Scott could never get rid of the smell, because the terd was in the top part of the toilet.
fish tanking by Popisdead February 7, 2005
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fish tanking 

When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.

This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".
Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."

Guy: "How'd you find out?"

Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"
fish tanking by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011

fish tanking 

its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.
"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"
fish tanking by crazyfritzle May 5, 2009

Fish Tank(ing) 

When a female has a smelly pussy, and traps you under the bed sheets.. much like the common Dutch Oven.
The hilarity of my boyfriend's dutch oven was quickly dissolved when I instead spread my legs and the dreadful smell of pussy entraped him in a tank of my vaginal fishyness. Boom, fish tank(ing).
Fish Tank(ing) by Brittinator July 22, 2014

Talking Fish

Talking fish means smoking weed because in a video made by @heyfamilyguyreal on TikTok he posted a video on July 27th, 2023 and the video shows Tony Soprano played by James Gandolfini on the famous show The Sopranos, talking to a fish who is Salvatore Bonpensiero AKKA big pussy with the caption “blud done smoked the evil blunt” with the audio “Damage” by prodbyrl
“I’m gonna go and talk to fish”
“I’m talking to fish right now”
“You wanna talk to fish with me?”
“I am a Talking Fish”
Talking Fish by goatwing2 October 18, 2023

Taking the wrong fish by the hand 

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.
"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

Fishtankin' 

The act of two people making out with such fervor that it is audible to others around.
Example 1:
(Josh and Lana are making out)
Marlee: Can you hear that?
Amanda: Is that the fish tank?

Example 2:
(Alexander and Kayla were making out the previous night)
Alexander: (sly look) So, I kept hearing a belt buckle last night...
Nathan: Yeah well, I heard you fishtankin' it up! How about that?
Alexander: (holds head down in shame)
Nathan: (ultimate glory)
Fishtankin' by curlyfries102 February 20, 2011
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