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99 firemaking 

A skill cape from Runescape, the online game, it may or may not be a sign of a girl that is a 'bitch' or 'bitchy' in nature, usually signified if the cape is 'untrimmed' or worn at all times for no reason whatsoever. It is just a trend that I've noticed throughout playing the game, that most of the girls that you'd consider 'shallow' have this '99 firemaking cape' since it is most likely the easiest to get and not all that time consuming if done correctly. Although, if the cape is 'trimmed' then if it was the FIRST cape that they got, the same effect should hold true.
person without 99fm - *shows definition to girl with 99 firemaking*
girl with 99 firemaking - EXCUSE ME?! i wear my UNTRIMMED FM CAPE 24/7
so smd
99 firemaking by Da Cheet December 17, 2008

firemaking 

One of the easiest skills to achieve to 99 on the MMORPG named RuneScape
Trev: yo sup im at my house dawg, Shawn: wat, Coby: o lol soz just firemaking on runescape but i have 99 Tyler: Nice m8 i have 99 firemaking also o shit mang just burnt my house down lols!
firemaking by treyyyz April 12, 2009

firemanging

when you are smoking the cheeba and its near the end it is called a roach, sometimes it slips through your fingers and you inhale it, this is called firemanging the blunt or joint.
firemanging by fuckinpornstar September 22, 2008

forkmaxxing 

When your so hideous that the only way to fix it is to put a metal fork into an outlet and hope your reborn looking better.
You should try Forkmaxxing
forkmaxxing by RennySocks November 1, 2023

FartMaxxing 

edging a fart on the rim of your ass to increase rectum capacity, this improves the sound of farts and the strength of your rectum
“hey did you see the game last night
“nah i was too focused on my boy fartmaxxing”
“damn he must have a strong rectum”
FartMaxxing by FartMaxXer2 December 18, 2023

fartmaxxing 

The act of farting until you're unable to. Can be improved upon and used in competition with other fartmaxxers.
Teacher: "Chad stop fartmaxxing in my classroom, you're going to fucking die!"
Chad: "Just ermf, one more eugh, fart."
fartmaxxing by fartmaxxer January 15, 2024