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99 firemaking 

A skill cape from Runescape, the online game, it may or may not be a sign of a girl that is a 'bitch' or 'bitchy' in nature, usually signified if the cape is 'untrimmed' or worn at all times for no reason whatsoever. It is just a trend that I've noticed throughout playing the game, that most of the girls that you'd consider 'shallow' have this '99 firemaking cape' since it is most likely the easiest to get and not all that time consuming if done correctly. Although, if the cape is 'trimmed' then if it was the FIRST cape that they got, the same effect should hold true.
person without 99fm - *shows definition to girl with 99 firemaking*
girl with 99 firemaking - EXCUSE ME?! i wear my UNTRIMMED FM CAPE 24/7
so smd
99 firemaking by Da Cheet December 17, 2008

firemaking 

One of the easiest skills to achieve to 99 on the MMORPG named RuneScape
Trev: yo sup im at my house dawg, Shawn: wat, Coby: o lol soz just firemaking on runescape but i have 99 Tyler: Nice m8 i have 99 firemaking also o shit mang just burnt my house down lols!
firemaking by treyyyz April 12, 2009

firemanging

inhaling a blunt or joint roach.
when you are smoking the cheeba and its near the end it is called a roach, sometimes it slips through your fingers and you inhale it, this is called firemanging the blunt or joint.
firemanging by fuckinpornstar September 22, 2008

forkmaxxing 

When your so hideous that the only way to fix it is to put a metal fork into an outlet and hope your reborn looking better.
You should try Forkmaxxing
forkmaxxing by RennySocks November 1, 2023

FartMaxxing 

edging a fart on the rim of your ass to increase rectum capacity, this improves the sound of farts and the strength of your rectum
“hey did you see the game last night”
“nah i was too focused on my boy fartmaxxing”
“damn he must have a strong rectum”
FartMaxxing by FartMaxXer2 December 18, 2023

fartmaxxing 

The act of farting until you're unable to. Can be improved upon and used in competition with other fartmaxxers.
Teacher: "Chad stop fartmaxxing in my classroom, you're going to fucking die!"
Chad: "Just ermf, one more eugh, fart."
fartmaxxing by fartmaxxer January 15, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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