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FartMaxxing 

edging a fart on the rim of your ass to increase rectum capacity, this improves the sound of farts and the strength of your rectum
“hey did you see the game last night”
“nah i was too focused on my boy fartmaxxing”
“damn he must have a strong rectum”
FartMaxxing by FartMaxXer2 December 18, 2023
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fartmaxxing 

The act of farting until you're unable to. Can be improved upon and used in competition with other fartmaxxers.
Teacher: "Chad stop fartmaxxing in my classroom, you're going to fucking die!"
Chad: "Just ermf, one more eugh, fart."
fartmaxxing by fartmaxxer January 15, 2024

Fartmaxxing 

Fartmaxxing is when you fart so much that your ass checks start gaining muscle
Bro! You should try fartmaxxing
Fartmaxxing by Hta 5 March 2, 2024

fatmaxxing 

A term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to the technique of deliberately gaining weight in order to soften one's bone structure or accentuate features such as hips in the hopes that it will improve passing chances, a process typically (but not exclusively) undertaken by transfeminine individuals.
I thought my shoulder-to-hip ratio was going to be the death of me as far as passing goes but after fatmaxxing my hips have filled out enough to where it isn't an issue anymore.
fatmaxxing by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022

Fartmazing 

The act of having the most amazing fart where it just cleanly slips out your butt and makes the perfect fart sound.
"Man that fart was just fartmazing!"
Fartmazing by thesimnomis October 29, 2011

Fart-maxxing 

A body position that maximizes your probability of farting
My stomach hurts, I'm gonna get into doggy pose to fart-max.

Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.
Fart-maxxing by Toma Shade August 23, 2025

forkmaxxing 

When your so hideous that the only way to fix it is to put a metal fork into an outlet and hope your reborn looking better.
You should try Forkmaxxing
forkmaxxing by RennySocks November 1, 2023
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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