Fire Goon 

Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.

Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.

Dan: What a faggot

Fire Goon by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique by nblitzed December 21, 2025

Firegoon 

When you ejaculate and get set on fire at the same time.

I firegooned and killed my neighbor's wife.

Firegoon by HoodieGuyy2 September 5, 2025

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019