fingered

Someone inserting a finger or fingers into your anus

Suck my cock while you finger my arse

by Drew March 27, 2004

fingered

An unpleasant state resulting from intoxication.

Q: You want to go get a kebab?
A: No way, I'm fingered

by silve-ja May 20, 2005

fingered

1. hungover
2. drunk

fuck im fucken fingered

by buggleberry March 28, 2008

fingered

1.hurting yourself a word that can be used for many things.
2.somethink that is heaps cool.

1.'Oh fuck i fell of my skateboard n fingered my wrist'
2.'That car is totaly fingered man'

by bong me dude September 28, 2006

the finger

means fuck you...enuff said

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by alex October 19, 2004

NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

fingering

things girls do for pleasure. they stick two fingers in their pussy, and jerk around until they orgasm.

julia wanted to explore her pussy for the first time. she took off her black leggings. she placed her hands on her knees and spread her legs wide open. julia has always heard her friends talking about fingering themselves. so she wanted to try. she remembers them saying it was the second hole, not the pee hole. she ran her pointer finger down, feeling around for the hole. finally found it. “here we go” she thought. so she inserted her finger inside her hole. she didn’t feel anything at first, so she slowly sunk her finger deeper, and deeper. she took her fingertip and massaged the walls of her pussy. it felt so good that she let out a small moan. she could see the hype now. she slowly pushed her finger more in and faster. she wanted more so she took the finger out, and tried the middle and pointer finger at once. she jerked her fingers in and out, moaning louder and louder each time. she didn’t care if her parents heard. she did it faster and faster. “UHH. YES OH YES YESSS.” she screamed. “OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING” she screamed as she jerked her fingers in farther. she started to hear footsteps coming down the hall, but she didn’t care. she pushed her fingers in harder and hit her g-spot. she screamed in pleasure as she started to have an orgasm. her body shook in joy. she mom swung open the door, only to see her there with her fingers inside her deep pussy. julia climaxed, and squirted all over the carpet and her mother’s shoes.

by imsohornyareyou April 3, 2020