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Finger Scoop 

When a guy runs his index and middle fingers up the front of a girl's pelvic region in a scooping motion. This maneuvre is easier performed in cramped social environments like clubs or pubs but the brazen few attempt it face-to-face on women that they don't know.
Kevin: Dude, I just finger scooped that Samantha girl over there. Smell my fingers.
Matt: Screw you man, that's not Samantha. That's my new girl friend.
Finger Scoop by Nonameface January 8, 2010
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two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.
"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"
two finger scoop by 2 legit April 12, 2007

three finger scoop 

The visible space between the upper thighs of a woman directly beneath the vagina. In this case, visible spacial difference large enough for three fingers in width.
three finger scoop by snow_art September 29, 2010

two finger scoop

a hot way to lift someones underboob
he two finger scoop me and it was hot

Scoobie Finger

When someone gets a bit of chocolate from a dogs bum.
Gus got the scoobie finger from his long time friend Roofus.
Scoobie Finger by tmango June 14, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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