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Finger Scoop 

When a guy runs his index and middle fingers up the front of a girl's pelvic region in a scooping motion. This maneuvre is easier performed in cramped social environments like clubs or pubs but the brazen few attempt it face-to-face on women that they don't know.
Kevin: Dude, I just finger scooped that Samantha girl over there. Smell my fingers.
Matt: Screw you man, that's not Samantha. That's my new girl friend.
Finger Scoop by Nonameface January 8, 2010
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two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.
"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"
two finger scoop by 2 legit April 12, 2007

three finger scoop 

The visible space between the upper thighs of a woman directly beneath the vagina. In this case, visible spacial difference large enough for three fingers in width.
three finger scoop by snow_art September 29, 2010

two finger scoop

a hot way to lift someones underboob
he two finger scoop me and it was hot

Scoobie Finger

When someone gets a bit of chocolate from a dogs bum.
Gus got the scoobie finger from his long time friend Roofus.
Scoobie Finger by tmango June 14, 2008

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026