finger fungus

A wedding ring on one's finger making them unavailable for dating.

Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!

finger fungus by sarahmaine April 16, 2008

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crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

crusty finger fungus butt by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

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fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

fungus fingers by westy lad March 12, 2011

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