Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)