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man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!
figard by Ian April 1, 2005
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Finard Finaldo Finart Fintard fenard figard fignard Fikardos Finaddle finadog

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
Some say Finaldo is the rebirth of Satan
Oh shit! Finaldo! There goes the planet!
finaldo by SpunkyMcNugget May 22, 2004
Finarky is the goal of people that want to retire early or not work at all
finarky by fire_enthusiast January 2, 2019
A Finart is when it sounds like you just farted, but inside your belly instead of out your booty.
I just Finarted.
Finart by Kim Mulholland September 25, 2007
finald is a stan
finald by radeline October 22, 2020