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financial armageddon 

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!
CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA
financial armageddon by hegstar1 November 25, 2009
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