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financial sodomite(s) 

Pegorative for a typical bussinessman/woman, bank executive, cheap boss etc...
alt. form: financial sodomy aka: business as usual.
Man, the bank just handed me over to the collections agency, bunch of financial sodomite(s) and crank-lickers if you as me.
That contract was total financial sodomy dude; I never should have signed.
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Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's) 

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.
Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).

Financial A.I.D.S. 

When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.
Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
Financial A.I.D.S. by $p00n May 10, 2011

financial security 

the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.
"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new G [Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
financial security by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

End Of Financial Smear 

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.
Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

Financial Support 

I'm once again asking you for that
I'm once again asking for your financial support
Financial Support by Catinus Z February 8, 2020

financial slavery

Being in debt which limits your freedom.
Washington Consensus is a tool for financial slavery.