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Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.
Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.
Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

Filipino Funtime 

A large gathering of Filipinos complete with Lumpia, Pancet, and other home town favorites. These gatherings tend to happen in the largely Filipino populated communities of Mira Mesa and National City.
What are you doing tonight? Wanna go hit up the Filipino Funtime?
Filipino Funtime by djxpress12 August 2, 2013

Filipinos 

Mention the name of their country, this word (Filipino) or anything related to this country in the title and/or thumbnail of this video and you get random Filipinos rushing into your video because of those mention
Video title: My experience in the Philippines

Filipinos: *speed intensifies*
Filipinos by A Local Idiot November 14, 2020

Filibanter 

Filibanter; banter that fills time; also the act of participating in unplanned banter that is so intense that two or more individuals fail to fulfil the original intention of their meeting.

Derived from combining 'filibuster' (a word used in political science); purposely extending debate in a legislative assembly in order to waste time and prevent a vote, and 'Banter'; general hilarity/shenanigans. So, 'filibuster'+'banter' = filibanter.
Example A:
Guy 1: "Do you remember that time we were meant to go to the game, but we just filibantered too much and forgot to go!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that banter was too intense, some unbelievable shenanigans!"

Example B:
Guy 1: "Bro, we need to kill two hours.."
Guy 2: "It's ok, we can filibanter!"
Filibanter by Ol_ December 16, 2013
The Filipino language is already gender-neutral stop westernizing the usage of the Filipino language whoever created this clearly has no regard and understanding of the language and culture.

To apply Western movements such as Latinx to the Filipino context when there is absolutely no need for it; and to "convince" the Filipinos that Filipino is not gender- neutral is misleading and goes to show that the murikans (or not-so-real-Filipinos) have arbitrarily imposed their rules and culture (or lack thereof) to the real, rich and colorful Filipino identity.

The world thinks that Amurikan wokes speak for all of us. They do not.
Rica is a Filipnx, she also thinks Duterte is a god.

Daniel refers to himself as a Filipinx because he's trying to have some sort of identity and culture.

Karen claims that she is Filipinx, but she treats her Filipina househelper poorly.
filipinx by madchucklingfilipina September 10, 2020