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Filibanter 

Filibanter; banter that fills time; also the act of participating in unplanned banter that is so intense that two or more individuals fail to fulfil the original intention of their meeting.

Derived from combining 'filibuster' (a word used in political science); purposely extending debate in a legislative assembly in order to waste time and prevent a vote, and 'Banter'; general hilarity/shenanigans. So, 'filibuster'+'banter' = filibanter.
Example A:
Guy 1: "Do you remember that time we were meant to go to the game, but we just filibantered too much and forgot to go!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that banter was too intense, some unbelievable shenanigans!"

Example B:
Guy 1: "Bro, we need to kill two hours.."
Guy 2: "It's ok, we can filibanter!"
Filibanter by Ol_ December 16, 2013
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Jukebox Filibuster 

To play extremely long songs in the jukebox so that others may not play bad music.
Jim: I can't handle all this country music
Jason: Its all good I just jukebox filibustered with Pink Floyd

filibuster 

n 1: a legislator who gives long speeches in an effort to delay or obstruct legislation that he (or she) opposes syn: filibusterer 2: a tactic for delaying or obstructing legislation by making long speeches v : obstruct deliberately by delaying; of legislation
In the Senate the Minority party use of the filibuster can stop everything and controversial because of there opposition to it.
filibuster by Dictionary Server April 14, 2004

filibustered 

Being stopped from doing something fun or interesting by an assignment or some other task. Originally used in Congress to prevent a bill from being passed. (made famous by Strom Thurmond)
Hey man, Do you want to go to the bars tonight?
I would, but I'm being filibustered by this reading assignment I have due tomorrow.
filibustered by gator8611 April 4, 2009

filibustered 

the implied impeding action put forth by another to thwart the attempt to swiftly hammer a vagina
aka: cockblock

that bastard tariq filibustered me for the last time.

filibuster 

Filibuster (noun): a type of parliamentary procedure in which angry members of the united states congress waste time twidling their thumbs while in session so they dont have to actually get shit done.
man, if this bill passes, we'll look bad" "dont worry bud, filibuster that shit
filibuster by pomeroy92 December 20, 2010

filibastard

n. A person who filibusters successfully to stop an important agenda being discussed in an allotted time.
Ron knew he only had minutes to talk to Jurian before the bus left but Benny knew this and kept talking to Jurian regardless until the bus had left.
Benny was the Filibastard
filibastard by Odders April 17, 2020