figroll

someone who is extremely idiotic, has done something stupid, or is just annoying.

Alanna: I drank hand sanitizer

Yasmin: you're such a figroll

by Duracell04 February 24, 2021

figroll

Figrolls are disgusting little fig flavoured cake bars filled with fig like paste which usually comes in a packet of 10. They're very popular in the UK and Ireland. I'd rather scoop my asshole out and eat it than eat a figroll

"Katie, do you want a figroll?"
"Figrolls are grim"

by Vexed2021 November 27, 2021

Fagroll

When you are short of cigarettes and you open up a cigarette in order to ration it into 3 rollies.

"I was so desperate I had a Fagroll.'

by Lowri. February 14, 2006

fig roll

A fine biscuit to have with a nice cup of tea, with the added bonus that they contain all the figgy goodness you need for a healthy lower gut. Due to the biscuity exterior it is never used for figging.

"Say Jimmy, what's that your noshing on?"
"A fig roll, they're divine"

by Curious Gregor July 24, 2006

FiggRoll

Cockney for homosexual. Rhymes with 'in the hole' literally meaning 'in the arse hole'. Inferring that someone is gay.

Blimey, that pansy is a right royal FiggRoll.

by johnstuartmill February 1, 2009