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figet spinner

A thing everyone likes... A spinny thingy
This figet spinner is too cool it was like 5 billion bucks.
figet spinner by Kitahhh April 22, 2017

figet spinner

1. a toy for people that have issues
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy
I love my new figet spinner is so dumb

Figet spinner

When a male sticks his cock in a female’s belly button and then spins her on it.
Wanna try figet spinner? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

Figet spinner

Someone: hey look at my figet spinner, it was 500 dollars.

Me: WHAT! Why? You idiot. That is so much money, for a stupid toy you're gonna lose in 5 minutes.
Figet spinner by FifthArrow11 June 27, 2017

Figet Slut 

A slut who is known for their fantastic hand jobs and typing skills, as well as a special talent for being a boss at Jenga.
My name's Tiffany, I just got carpal tunnel surgery because I used to be a figet slut.
Figet Slut by Derc33 April 12, 2017

Figet Honkey 

A white trash person who can't sit still due to them feeling like they are losing the country to liberals.
Damn figet honkeys really need to take it easy.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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