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figet spinner

A thing everyone likes... A spinny thingy
This figet spinner is too cool it was like 5 billion bucks.
figet spinner by Kitahhh April 22, 2017

figet spinner

1. a toy for people that have issues
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy
I love my new figet spinner is so dumb

Figet spinner

When a male sticks his cock in a female’s belly button and then spins her on it.
Wanna try figet spinner? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

Figet spinner

Someone: hey look at my figet spinner, it was 500 dollars.

Me: WHAT! Why? You idiot. That is so much money, for a stupid toy you're gonna lose in 5 minutes.
Figet spinner by FifthArrow11 June 27, 2017

Figet Slut 

A slut who is known for their fantastic hand jobs and typing skills, as well as a special talent for being a boss at Jenga.
My name's Tiffany, I just got carpal tunnel surgery because I used to be a figet slut.
Figet Slut by Derc33 April 12, 2017

Figet Honkey 

A white trash person who can't sit still due to them feeling like they are losing the country to liberals.
Damn figet honkeys really need to take it easy.