fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

by Ryan Comedic INC October 15, 2006

fig newton

the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth

I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons

by misaki December 28, 2005

fig newton

a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie

i wish this fig newton would never end

by extenze October 1, 2010

fig newton

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

by EmmyGood January 23, 2007

fig newton

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004

fig newton

a comback after u say something to ones mom

guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton

by jason hurst January 19, 2008