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field mouse 

one who is known for frequently having sexual relations with men she has not met before, does not have any leadership skills, is white with unmanageable negro hair, and is often mistaken for a rat
"man stephanie's such a field mouse."
field mouse by iunno January 17, 2008
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field mouse 

when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse
josh m from J Alexander's, Mi

Field Mouse 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.
I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.
Field Mouse by bs May 13, 2005

Field Mouse 

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.
I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.
Field Mouse by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024

hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
hung like a field mouse by Rainifer December 18, 2008

Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.
Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.
Philipino Field Mouse by Jermangus August 28, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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