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field mouse 

when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse
josh m from J Alexander's, Mi

Field Mouse 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.
I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.
Field Mouse by bs May 13, 2005

Field Mouse 

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.
I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.
Field Mouse by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024

hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
hung like a field mouse by Rainifer December 18, 2008

Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.
Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.
Philipino Field Mouse by Jermangus August 28, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026