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field mouse 

josh m from J Alexander's, Mi

Field Mouse 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.
I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.
Field Mouse by bs May 13, 2005

Field Mouse 

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.
I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.
Field Mouse by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024

hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
hung like a field mouse by Rainifer December 18, 2008

Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.
Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.