Definitions by iunno
chris oates complex
the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue shit-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girls that are not interested -- that was officially owned with a rock
"yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo's?"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"
chris oates complex by iunno January 17, 2008
field mouse
one who is known for frequently having sexual relations with men she has not met before, does not have any leadership skills, is white with unmanageable negro hair, and is often mistaken for a rat
field mouse by iunno January 17, 2008