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Fat Handed Twat. Accusation of plump fingeredness due to poor phone/keyboarding skills.
Test message: "That movie was pretty book. Shame the sequel was so shiv."

Reply: "Ha ha. FHT."
FHT by davetherave69dudine July 8, 2010
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usualy put after nerf
'dude did u go to work'
'no'
'its too late now'
'nerf fht'
Related Words
Fhtagn fht FHTDMF fhtfgg fhtg FHTL fhtsc FHTW cthulhu fhtagn

cthulhu fhtagn 

Shortened prayer of worshippers of Cthulhu Cult. In full "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" - "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

Cthulhu is fictional evil deity from stories of H.P. Lovecraft, first appearing in Call of Cthulhu from 1928.
no example of usin cthulhu fhtagn in normal conversation unless you´re a worshipper of Cthulhu.
cthulhu fhtagn by stripping_welsh January 8, 2012
Hawaiian Pidgin origin. Abbreviation for Fuck Harry to da max foeva. Wishing one eternal suffering.
Brah, you see Harry? He stay on di SUP (Stand up paddle). FHTDMF.
FHTDMF by G is Wise March 10, 2020
Part of a phrase in HP Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos. Translates roughly to, "dreams," "sleeps," or "waits."

The phrase - Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - translates to, "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

It is often shortened to, "Cthulhu fhtagn," which loosely translates to, "Cthulhu waits," or "Cthulhu dreams."
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
-HP Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu
Fhtagn by Shiranai April 22, 2008
Word which roughly translates to waits/dreams/sleeps in a long forgotten tongue.
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" Rejoice that Cthulhu sleeps.
fhtagn by Cyberserker June 22, 2008
A crucial part of the chant which calls forth the attention of Cthulhu, who slumbers in dread R’lyeh.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
Fhtagn by Jacob Chesser March 31, 2004
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