fezmo

a faggot lezbo..

(I dont know how that works buttt it gets the job done.)

Those cross dressers are such fezmos...
You ******* fezmo!!!!

by Kennedy S. November 19, 2007

Fezbook

A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.

Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

Fezco

The hottest person alive. They party all night and do drugs 😃😃😃

Omg Fezco is like so hot! Like everyone is obsessed with them!

by fezco420 November 23, 2021

Fedmond

A portmanteau of "fake" (or "false") and "Edmond"; ergo "Fedmond". An area of far northwest Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, U.S.A. (and unincorporated vicinity), which borders the adjacent suburbs of Edmond, Oklahoma. This area, while much of which is located within the city limits of Oklahoma City, nonetheless shares a mailing address with Edmond, with regard to U.S. Post Office regulations. This fact is embraced by many residents of "Fedmond", who desire close ties and bonds with the actual city of Edmond, (perceived to be more of a desirable area in many regards), while some are simply misled by the mailing address.

"She says she lives in Edmond, but really her place is in 'Fedmond' ".

by Matthew Rotch March 13, 2023

Femoidology

An impossible study to understand the femoid brain. Since the beginning of time, men have been trying to figure out how the femoid brain works, but to know the femoid’s brain is an impossible task, and would lead to godly all-knowing powers unfit for any being.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, I’ve been trying to study femoidology in my spare time.

Bro 2: You’re wasting your time Bro.

Bro 1: Dude, her ex cheated on her twice when they dated years ago and Now she’s confused on whether she wants him or not. What the hell is wrong with her??
Bro 2: Have you looked into femoidology? You’ll find your answers there.

by DustierPond3 September 3, 2019

Femmometer

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.

Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.

by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010

Femocrite

A female that demands to be treated equally but is quite willing to revert to "old-fashioned values" when it is convenient. i.e.:

- expecting the guy to be the one to screw up the courage to approach her.

- letting the man pay when the cheque arrives.

- moving furniture and other heavy things.

She was very vocal about equality of the sexes but turned into a femocrite when she had to get her boyfriend to kill a spider she found in the bathtub.

by Tom Burns August 30, 2008