Femoan

\fē-mōn\ noun

When a feminine individual whines or complains needlessly. Especially when said complaint stems from the inability of the feminine mind to comprehend logic.

1. Some stupid bitch was femoaning all last night about how some guy mansplained to her that the wage gap isn't real.

2. God, I just wanting to have a beer and watch the T.V. but my old lady wouldn't stop femoaning about doing the damn dishes.

Femoan by Wordsmith_42 June 10, 2017

femoan

When a feminist shames, calls out, or insults men who use such things as facts, data, and definitions to make well-reasoned and insightful observations about the world, in an attempt by said feminists to systematically subjugate such men.

I'll keep mansplaining as long as you keep femoaning there, sweet tits.

femoan by VickC June 10, 2017

Femiano-ed 

The act of freaking out on a corporate employee.

"I went to Verizon Wireless the other day and they wouldn't fix my phone. I "femiano-ed" them and screamed at the manager until he gave me an upgrade."

"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."

Femiano-ed by sizzzlah February 11, 2010

Femanazi

The average femanazi is a hypocritical dictator and a sexist. They tend to believe the male gender is conspiring against women and show no restraint in heaving up utter nonsense, which they refer to as 'an argument'.

Femanazi: EVERYBODY, YOUR BRAS ARE CAGES MADE BY MEN! THEY DON'T LIKE SAGGY BREASTS SO THEY'RE IMPRISONING YOU! WOMENS RIGHTS!

Male 1: What's she talking about, dude?
Male 2: She's a Femanazi, just pretend she isn't there. Hopefully she'll go away.

Femanazi by MonotonousPassion November 25, 2013

femanazi

a person who claims to believe in gender equality but actually believes that women are superior

femanazi - i'm a feminist so that makes me worth 100 white men
me - yeah right "equality"

femanazi by alwaysright-*whisper*forever April 22, 2015

Femanon

1.) A word of 4chan origin referring to the hypothetical female members of "Anonymous" (or "Anon" for short) community (which is a contradiction because according to 4chan "there are no women on the internet")
2.) a demeaning word for feminists. Synonymous in usage to feminazi

Hey femanons:
You will never be as cute as Rika (typical usage)

Femanon by An0n9001 September 25, 2010

femanimal 

noun - A female who is assertive and aggressive in bed, but in a passionate rather than dirty or slutty sense.

adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.

1. Baby, I can't stop thinking about the way you drained my balls last night. You're a fucking femanimal.

2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.

Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.

femanimal by Rammin12Inches June 8, 2010