When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
by Stone Doftin January 28, 2021
Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.
by MiddleFingers January 17, 2007
During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.
You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
by slim_sheady July 14, 2019
Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
by qUEEnBinX June 26, 2009