fernitub

when you slip in the tub and then you spill shampoo all over your naked body and then slide around like a penguin until you can get up

why do you have so many bruises?
fernitub

by fernitublover December 19, 2022

ferniture

Tables, chairs, beds, etc. dat are either made from dried-and-compressed plants with spiral-shaped fronds and fan-shaped leaves, or are carved with designs of said attractive leptosporangiates.

I detest having to use wipe-cloths and whisk-brooms, so I think "Ell Passo" on choosing ferniture, with its myriad of dust-collecting bulges and grooves. Flat/plain-surfaced wood is much easier to keep neat and tidy.

by QuacksO June 11, 2021