Female version of a jamoke. You can recognize these females by their orange fake and bake tan, tramp-stamp tattoo, feigned interest in sports, and large ape-like male counterpart. Air head sorority girl that forgot to leave town after she graduated from her shitty college. Often promiscuous and bi-sexual, so as to be as large an attention whore as possible.
by betterinsodapop December 14, 2008
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Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.
by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010
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