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Female Gamer 

A very rare phenomenon in which the woman begins puberty in a manner where she thinks for herself and realizes that video games are, in fact, very enteraining. Female gamers generally do not follow the social norm of how to dress, what make-up to wear, how to style their hair, so on and so forth.
My girlfriend is a Female Gamer, as is my mother (oddly enough) and a handful of chick-chicks (not guys playing as chicks) that I know.
Female Gamer by InsertNameHere July 21, 2006
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female gamer 

A girl who enjoys playing video or computer games more than she does worrying about getting a boyfriend or applying makeup. So for those of you who think they don't exist, eat it, because I am one.
female gamer by Kalet Raison February 26, 2009

female gamer 

Something that exists. No different than your average gamer.
"There's no such thing as a female gamer! I bet she only plays Candy Crush when she's bored!"
"Fuck you, dude."
female gamer by s2artjm April 2, 2017

female gamer 

"Hi I am a male gamer" <--- could happen
"Hi I am a female gamer" <--- could never happen
female gamer by david ownage July 19, 2006

Male gamers vs female gamers

Although both are existing, female gamers are rare and not as skilled(not sexist) male gamers play more often due to a lack of life and social skills. Female gamers play due to lack of popularity or lack of friends. When it came down to it male gamers more than destroyed female gamers in the cod bo1 world leagues and the 2014 world Olympics, and many more games. So when it comes down to it male gamers take lead of being the best. Although does not apply to all, the top gamer in the world is indeed male. Although they should make two categories for male and female due to how fair it is on the females.
Oroboro destroyed metal Kat in the 2015 PvP king/queen challenge. Elite zealot is better than she us 1337 in the 1v1 halo challenges. Nebula was better than all his opponents in cod bo1-2. So male gamers vs female gamers is so unfair... Therefore there should be a female and male category for gaming awards.

The Female Muffin game 

A great game for girls at sleepovers! It is and adaption of The Muffin Game that allows girls to have some fun too. It is played by having a muffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. It is played by the girls using the muffin as a dildo and the last one to stick the muffin inside must eat the ENTIRE muffin. (This game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. If i guy is the last to ejaculate on the muffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) Both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.
"Hey Miranda! Come play the muffin game with me and Steph!"
"I thought only guys can play that Emmathy."
"Nope, there's a female version called The Female Muffin Game. I'm a pro."
"Maybe we can do a mix and Ryan and Jorge can ... cum ... too! Hahaha"
"Why not?!"
Cool I'll go get them!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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