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Felgendüse 

Was reimt sich auf Gemüse? Felgendüse.
Felgendüse by barid fang October 29, 2019

Felsenselsenwembleystein 

The sun is looking extreamly Felsenselsenwembleystein today.

Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??

I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein
Felsenselsenwembleystein by ZUZU87 November 21, 2010
A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes:
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.
Hey Rigel, did you see that greasy felt machine walking down the street last night?! Wow, he must be from the Greek Islands! FELMEN LOVES DONKEY NUTS
Felmen by Donkeywaste November 2, 2011

felendir 

The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.
"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."

"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."
felendir by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009
the embodiment of anything and everything that is good in this world; felse cannot be described by mere adjectives because it is too mirific for such archaic descriptions.

First used by Clyler Tark, the famous Native American poet, in his epic, Natura Physis which in greek and Latin put together means Nature Nature.
"This grand forest, greater than all else,
full of beauty, sanctity, and felse."-Clyler Tark in his work Natura Physis
Felse by Wes Ton More O March 1, 2009
Felien is girl that fancys a fuck from time to time.
Felien: "hey fancy a fuck?"
felien by xXTherminatorXx December 23, 2017