fedge

/fej/ (adj.) 1. Someone or something that is utterly heinous and/or shocking 2. Someone or something that is completely awesome 3. Any mindblowing, treacherous, or unbelievable experience whether it be positive or negative.

1. "Dude did you see that girl's insane camel toe? So fedge."

2. "I got tickets to see Jack Johnson in Spain for my birthday!"
"Dude, fedddgeee!"

3. "Omg you should have come to that party last night, it was so fedge."
"In what way?"
"All of them."

by esqaured May 17, 2011

fedge

Like "fuck" is sometimes spelled and pronounced "feck," "fudge" (meaning "fuck") can be spelled and pronounced "fedge" as well. Useful when "fuck," "feck," and "fudge" grow old, and especially useful when saying it around adults at church or any other sensitive environment.

1. Fedge, it sure was a hard day today.

2. I can't find my fedging car keys!

by LeonidasWV September 17, 2005

fedge

the act of simultaneously penetrating both nostrils of a prize pig's snout by two men.

I fedged that pig so hard last night it prolapsed.

by beerswitch May 08, 2010

Fedge

Somebody who doesn't know what a fedge is.

"Shut up, you fedge."
"What's that?"
"I can't tell you. If I did, you wouldn't be a fedge anymore."

by The anti-fedge November 11, 2014

Fedge

A fence that has become completely overwhelmed by foliage such that is now looks like a hedge.

'Maybe the theif is hiding in that hedge?'
'Can't be, thats a fedge'

by Pipeskinn June 12, 2009

Fedge

An awesome person with a nice penis.

Yo girl, he is so fedge.

by Jeff (Fedge) Frost November 09, 2006

fedging

Fantasy football hedging. Cheering for your fantasy football players without re-guard to the actual outcome of the game. The type of football rooting that disgusts die hard fans of actual football teams.

I was fedging last night when I was needed McNabb to throw a TD against the Giants despite having grown up a Giants fan.

by Dsweat November 29, 2009